The American Trial Lawyers Association

Today's top story – A veteran of the Iraq War, along with the mothers of two other soldiers, have taken their fight against the war to court. The lawsuit filed last May claims that, despite being authorized by Congress in fall 2002 to deploy armed forces against Iraq as he deemed necessary, President George W. Bush overstepped his constitutional authority by invading the country six months later without formally declaring war. Yesterday, the case was presented before a federal judge, where the defense was attempting to get the case thrown out, on the grounds that the court didn't have jurisdiction over the matter. However, the plaintiffs have found an unlikely ally in Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. Scalia isn't actually on their side, but a ruling he made last year is coming back into play. Plaintiffs pointed to Scalia's strict interpretation of the Constitution in a decision last year that affirmed the right of homeowners to own guns for self-defense, and said that it's all about the original intent of the founders. When this country was founded, it was made clear that only Congress could declare war. In the case of Iraq, Congress authorized force, but never declared war. The plaintiffs said that they aren't seeking to change current policy, but that they do hope to set a precedent for the future.


In other news, if you live in the Western part of the US and you like drinking water here's a bit of advice – Get it while you still can. According to a new report by the National Academy of Sciences, if future predictions of climate change are correct, water delivery for at least 7 US states will be severely hindered. The threat comes from the Colorado River, which supplies drinking water to numerous states. As the climate continues to shift, scientists predict that parts of the river, as well as many other bodies of water that feed into it, could dry up to a point where water delivery is no longer an option. The study found that, with a 20 percent reduction in runoff, by 2050 nearly 9 of every 10 scheduled deliveries would be missed. Scientists believe that there are a few options, such as water reuse and conservation that could curtail this problem, but so far there have been no suggestions on how to prevent this problem altogether.


And finally today, if you're having a hard time finding a job in this economy, the adult entertainment industry has an idea for you – Come to one of their career fairs. In heavily populated areas like Dallas, Texas, the jobless rate has risen so high and people are getting so desperate that many strip clubs are now flooded with applications. This has led them to announce a job fair for those who are seeking any kind of employment. According to one strip joint, even corporate managers who've found themselves without work are applying for jobs ranging from strippers to bouncers, which are needless to say, well below their skill level. The Jobless to Topless Job Fair – which is the actual name of the one in Dallas - will be accepting applications for management, entertainers, waitresses, beer bar girls, door girls, bar back, bartenders, kitchen staff, DJs and hair and makeup specialists. So if you happen to be in Dallas today, make sure you check it out. And if you do, please email us and let us know how it goes.

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